G-d is black

Supposedly there's a whole big debate if G-d is black or white.

Thanks to modern technology we now have the final definitive proof that G-d is indeed black:

have you ever been to Crown Heights on Labor Day? -in case anybody doesn't know, that's when the shvartzes have their annual west Indian-american day parade. Did you ever notice how nice the weather always is on Labor Day? It always seems to be one of the nicest days of the year.

I mean if G-d wasn't black don't you think he would make it rain on Labor Day at least once every 10 years? can you Remember a Sukkos (in NY) when we didn't have at least one rainy day? I can't. Can you remember any rainy Labor Days? I cant. (a couple of years ago it was supposed to rain but it never happened)
how about Lag B'omer? to me it seemed that it almost always rained sometime during the day.

On the subject of labor day:
Growing up in Crown Heights you have no idea that Labor Day is actually a major US national holiday (like memorial day, New Years, 4th of July etc.) I must've been like 16-18 by the time i realized that it's not just a local shvartze holiday, it's actually a major national holiday.
-I'll bet there's some 50 year old guy reading this thinking "really? is that true?" (as if anybody's reading this)
I could never figure out why it's called "Labor Day" I couldn't for the life of me figure out what this shvartze celebration has to do with "labor". (and I hate to sound so racist but it doesn't help that they aren't exactly known for having low unemployment & welfare cases)

As for the parade itself, virtually every float is a flatbed truck with banners of it's sponsor and/or country/island and a sound system loud enough to be heard in NJ.
How anybody in that parade, especially those riding on the trucks are not completely deaf is a mystery to me.

Isn't the whole point of this parade something about their heritage and culture? don't you think they would have some heritage/culture other than outrageously loud music? (especially now that we know that G-d is one of them, you would think they would have a bit more toichen!)

And why cant they just play music? why does any music played on labor day need to be so loud?
My neighbors had a labor day party which consisted of: A. a bar-b-q and B. -you guessed it- painfully loud music.
there are 4 people on a tiny little porch having a bar-b-q, why does the music need to be loud enough to be heard a block away?
or maybe after all these years of that parade they are so deaf that this the only way they can hear it at all.

A little side note:
some say God is black,
others say God is white.
Some say God is a woman,
others say God is a man.

everybody agrees that they're all correct.

-Apparantly God is Michael Jackson.