The Big Google Conspiracy
I think Google is a big conspiracy, I think it's just a big front for the CIA or one of those agencies.
Just think about it, all these huge server farms humming away, harvesting everybody's private information.
It all started innocently enough, in the beginning they were just a search engine, crawling the web and indexing the pages they would come across. Seems innocent enough, just indexing and providing easy access to info that is already posted for the world to see. (although if people are not very careful about security they can find sensitive data ending up on search engines)
apparently they weren't satisfied with all the information they were getting by indexing and caching everybody's websites so they came up with a few schemes to get even more sensitive data:
(not in any particular order)
Google desktop: apparently they couldn't get enough data from websites so now they'll also scan and index your computer for you.
Gmail: so now they're also reading everybody's email. A lot of private information there.
Google analytics: they need to know who's looking at what websites, who's buying what from whom etc.
Google Wallet: (paypall competition - coming soon) that's an easy way of getting sensitive information. Apparently they weren't getting enough of this info from adsense / adwords.
google calendar: they need to know our schedules also.
Picasa: just names are not enough for them, gotta put a face to those names
google maps / google earth: gotta know where we all live.
kind of makes you wonder just how much does google really know about you?
then again does anybody really care? As long as they are providing good services, and providing them for free what do I really care if they have a bit more information about me then I would like.
(I just have to be careful not to discuss my bank robbery plans where Google is going to find them :) )
unless of course their next big thing is going to be "Google P.I." -find out anything about anybody for only $19.95
then we're all going to be in trouble.
Just think about it, all these huge server farms humming away, harvesting everybody's private information.
It all started innocently enough, in the beginning they were just a search engine, crawling the web and indexing the pages they would come across. Seems innocent enough, just indexing and providing easy access to info that is already posted for the world to see. (although if people are not very careful about security they can find sensitive data ending up on search engines)
apparently they weren't satisfied with all the information they were getting by indexing and caching everybody's websites so they came up with a few schemes to get even more sensitive data:
(not in any particular order)
Google desktop: apparently they couldn't get enough data from websites so now they'll also scan and index your computer for you.
Gmail: so now they're also reading everybody's email. A lot of private information there.
Google analytics: they need to know who's looking at what websites, who's buying what from whom etc.
Google Wallet: (paypall competition - coming soon) that's an easy way of getting sensitive information. Apparently they weren't getting enough of this info from adsense / adwords.
google calendar: they need to know our schedules also.
Picasa: just names are not enough for them, gotta put a face to those names
google maps / google earth: gotta know where we all live.
kind of makes you wonder just how much does google really know about you?
then again does anybody really care? As long as they are providing good services, and providing them for free what do I really care if they have a bit more information about me then I would like.
(I just have to be careful not to discuss my bank robbery plans where Google is going to find them :) )
unless of course their next big thing is going to be "Google P.I." -find out anything about anybody for only $19.95
then we're all going to be in trouble.
posted by Renegade at 2:08 PM
3 Comments:
LOL! Ever feel like your being Googlized?
google web search is not only indexing sites, they also know who is looking for which website.
check out Googlewatch
Google as big brother
and Gmail is too creepy
things that make you hmm..
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