A few shiduchim rules

Here are a few rules & words of advice for those on the "shiduch market"

rule #1. Always have directions.

rule #2. When disregarding rule #1, ask for directions BEFORE driving for 2 hours trying to figure out where you are.

rule #3. Never lock your keys in the car when you're picking her up.

rule #4. Always have jumper cables in your car.

rule #5. When disregarding rule #4, make sure your lights are off when you leave the car.

rule #6. Never go to a spot on the same night as your friend.

rule #7. When disregarding rules 4, 5 and 6, don't ask your friend if he has jumper cables.

rule #8. Always bring your ID, especially if you intend to go to a bar.