Some more shiduchim rules
After my previous post on the subject I was reminded of a few more "rules"
rule #9. when going on a date to a lounge, make sure you dont go on the night they have their weekly belly dancing lessons.
rule #10. Do not go on a first date if you haven't taken a haircut in 5 months.
rule #11. Do not go on a date after not showering for 4 days.
rule #12. When disregarding rule11, make sure to mask your smell by taking her out in a van that spent the past 2 weeks full of guys who weren't showering.
rule #13. when having a couple use your house for a date, do not schedule a block meeting in your house for the same night.
rule #14. when disregarding rule13, when the couple show up at your house in middle of the meeting, make sure to send everyone into hiding untill you can get the dating couple squared away in a private space.
rule #15. when disregarding rule13, after following rule14, make sure to round up ALL the other guests, do not forget about the guy hiding in the shower leaving him there for half an hour.
posted by Renegade at 6:58 PM
9 Comments:
You need to point out that you know all these stories from the people that they happened to...
LOL! Dude your killing me, I need to come over and get you drunk so I can get names and details.
Thanks for the tips;)
as the victim of one of these 'rules' i have two comments,
1 your first shidduch rules post was alot more amusing with the knowlrdge that they all happend to the same guy
2 considering that most of these ended in succesful mariages, they might not be such bad ideas.
ok, this sounds insane!!!!
Ha!
useful..useful..
Thats it? Not even a month and this blog is already dead! Baruch dayan emes and may this blog rest in peace.
:p
Wow can't believe they are true. What happened to your current posts?
Disaster: it was 2 weeks into a 2 1/2 week road trip. it's not as bad as it sounds, most days we did get a chance to jump in the water with some soap and shampoo.
although that particular incident was immediatly following a a 30 hour stretch of driving.
CS / Frustrated: well, I guess it's not quite dead just yet.
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